Final Project
Preetha K.
Legislator:
Talmadge L. Heflin, Representative

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The cameras
flashed rapidly as I crossed the boardwalk leading into
the space shuttle. As I approached the entrance, I
turned around and gave the crowd one last confident wave
and irresistible smile. And then before I knew it,
Mission Control was cackling over the intercom, running
over last minute instructions and starting the
pre-flight drill. As the countdown started, my mind
wandered back to when NASA was trying to pick the first
kid to go into space. "Astronaut must be in
excellent physical condition, must have a bachelor’s
degree in science, math, or engineering and have at
least 1000 hours of experience in a jet aircraft."
My resume read (to the disgust of the NASA
administrator) does ok in high school, really liked
physics, and has lifetime experience playing jet video
games. With qualifications like that, its no wonder I
got picked. I never realized how much time and effort
was devoted to training before the flight. Particular
importance was placed on how I would far psychologically
in space. Concerns they stressed upon me were loneliness
and boredom. “I’ll be fine,” I said, a bit
exasperated. It’s not like I was going on some
boring road ship. I’m leaving the planet for goodness
sake!
"3,2,1
LIFTOFF!" Five minutes later, I was in space. Wow,
I thought to myself as I caught my first glimpse of
Earth. I, like the astronauts before me, was captivated
by the excellent view of our planet from the window. As
I stared awestruck at the blue glob that was my home, I
faintly recalled how mortified I was when the NASA
administration had informed me that one of the
sacrifices involved in going on this mission was to go
without a TV. "Well gosh," I pleaded with a
crazed look on my face. "If we left some of the
food on Earth or a couple for those pesky experiments,
I'm sure we can squeeze in a TV!" This view, I
grudgingly admitted to myself, might be just a little
better than TV. I passed an hour or two of my life just
staring at our wonderful planet, noting the different
colored continents, the lightening flashes that would
light up the clouds, all the countless fires and even
the Northern Lights. One thing that was real obvious
from up here was the effect/impact humans have been
having on the planet Earth, for example the effects of
pollution and erosion. My favorite part of the whole
experience was watching the sunsets and sunrises. Even
if by some odd luck you should blink and completely miss
the sunrise, never fear because it occurs every 45
minutes. It was not soon after seeing 3 such sunrises
that I became personally acquainted with the monotony of
space. “It’s not all that it’s cracked up to be,”
I muttered to myself. While in space, astronauts are
responsible for tending to any onboard experiments as
well as performing basic household tasks. To the
astronaut, even picking up trash is a fun-filled,
adventurous task. Sighing to myself, I realized that I
would have to find some way to amuse myself quickly or
else this spaceship would turn out to be the cleanest
looking one in the galaxy. As my eyes scanned the
perimeter, an exercise bike caught my attention. As if
struck by some divine inspiration it dawns me that
perhaps I should exercise.
After all, I
reasoned to myself, those NASA people said something
about it being good for you or something. Oh yes, I said
as I recalled the effects of zero gravity on the body.
Apparently (at this point in the flight it seems that I
had adopted the practice of carrying on lengthy
conversations with myself) the lack of gravity takes
quite a toll on the body. It can result in bone, muscle,
and red cell loss. I shuddered as an image of Slimer,
the Ghostbuster ghost, flooded my mind. This particular
exercise bike served a dual purpose. Pedaling it, of
course, strengthened the cardiovascular system. Pedaling
the bike was also turning a circle, which was creating,
through a centrifugal effect, a light form of gravity.
This gravity provided resistance for the muscles. As I
was biking I happily imagined that I was biking through
the Amazon and that the fate of the world rested on
whether I could complete 5 miles. 3 miles later, I once
again got bored and looked around for something else to
amuse myself. Another innovative machine that caught my
attention was the horizontal treadmill, which used
vacuum pressure to make the lower body feel heavier than
its Earth weight. This wonderful contraption exercised
both the muscles and the cardiovascular system and
brought the blood and fluids to the lower body.
Hmm, maybe in a
hour, I thought as I passed up the treadmill. NASA had
earnestly pleaded with me to adopt a new language or
take up a study course while on the mission. I had
passionately objected to any ideas involving schoolwork
of any kind. They seemed oblivious to my loathing of
learning however, and had forced me to take some reading
on a favorite subject of mine, Greek mythology.
Thankfully, I grabbed a book and curled up in my most
comfortable floating position and got to reading. An
hour or 2 later,
I was once again
on the search for something fun and exciting to do. I
could write letters to my family, I mused to myself.
After all I don’t want to get the Russian asthemia
where I become all anti social and introverted and such.
As I fished around for a pencil, a videotape caught my
eye. Awww I thought as I read the title. My family, upon
NASA’s request, had made a film featuring themselves
in the event that I got homesick. As I played the tape,
I happily gazed at an hour’s worth of my family’s
many goofy antics, realizing right then that I missed
them more than I had wanted to admit. Now don’t
get me wrong. My brother was doing some pretty
embarrassing things that made me thankful for the
20,000-mile distance between us. But generally speaking,
I missed them like crazy.
Suddenly I heard
a doorbell ring, signaling that I had arrived at
Mars. Whew, I thought relieved to be out of the
crapped spacecraft. Thank goodness the trip only lasts a
day. I don’t know what those people back in the day
were thinking if they actually thought they could
survive a 6-month trip to Mars. Thank goodness we’re
not so primitive and that our technology can get us to
Mars within a day. I leaped around and played for a
while on the Martian surface. The planet was getting
ready to house a colony and water and oxygen were
already being produced. A second doorbell signaled that
my frolicking time had drawn to an end and that now it
was time to return to Earth. Returning to Earth is
sometimes harder and easier than actually leaving for a
mission. In one respect, you’re excited about your
upcoming destination. Leaving Mars meant that the
mission/adventure was over. In another respect, leaving
also meant that you’re coming back home and returning
to family and friends. I was of course thankful for the
opportunity to embark on this daring adventure. But as I
stared at the green plant that NASA had specifically
said would help keep me “rooted” and listened to my
“Earth music” I realized that no matter how far I
travel, no matter where in the universe I venture to go,
there really is no place like home.
Sources:
http://tv.cbc.ca/national/pgminfo/space/livingspace.html
http://tv.cbc.ca/national/pgminfo/space/livingpsych.html
http://lsda.jsc.nasa.gov/kids/L&W/window.htm
http://www.hq.nasa.gov/osf/qanda.html
http://spaceflight.nasa.gov/history/shuttle-mir/ops/crew/letters/linenger/index.html